i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
Today I got a letter in the mail, a bill, stating I owe my allergy center 430 dollars for shots and office time. The thing is, I’ve been going there for almost three months now and this is the first bill I have ever gotten from them. The other thing, it’s due in a week, and…
An interview with Tom Hiddleston
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
It’s like a superhero origin story
IRL BRITISH STEVE ROGERS
"And that day I decided to be made of sunshine and flowers for now and forever"